I’m hanging up my shingle: Bare Bob Professional Streaker. I love being naked, particularly before an audiece. I am not an escort in the traditonal sense. I am an exhibitionist. I used to be a stripper. However what I really love to do is streaking, runing out naked before gazillions of people. I perform jaw-dropping OMG! Front Page news stunts that even other streakers would be afraid to do. The most brazen, wildest, and astonishing. It is SUPER FUN and the COOLEST most AWESOME thing to do ever!!!. That is why I am a professional party streaker. I arrive butt naked at your party with the mission to hug and kiss every female present. I have no intention of leaving any time soom and I have no modesty, no shyness, no class, no sense of personal space. I am pure smut. No holds barred touching is the rule and I’m ready to go all the way.
- Birmingham Alabama